And on the 22nd day of March at 1PM, the Niantic Gods smiled upon us trainers and showered us with water Pokemon of many kinds. First the rumors spoke of just Magikarp, Squirtle and Totodile. But then appeared Tentacool, Psyduck, Slowpoke, Seel and perhaps even some Dratini and Lapras. And the travelers said it was good. And then the Niantic Gods said we shall make some Pokemon shiny and in colors never see before. And it was good. And then they said we shall give you a hat to make it look like a Magikarp is eating your head. And it was hilarious. And so the Water Festival Began. And was promised to end 7 days later, on March 29th, at 1 PM. And so many travelers found water Pokemon where there was no water Pokemon before. And so they found more water Pokemon where water Pokemon were already known to dwell. And so we shall travel again tonight at the Pier near our home, to be showered in the glories of the Pokemon Go Water Festival and fill our bags with Pokemon until they can hold no more.

And it shall be good.